saint valentine

Who was Saint Valentine?
One legend contends that Valentine was a priest who served during the third century in Rome. When Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families, he outlawed marriage for young men — his crop of potential soldiers. Valentine, realizing the injustice of the decree, defied Claudius and continued to perform marriages for young lovers in secret. When Valentine's actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death.Other stories suggest that Valentine may have been killed for attempting to help Christians escape harsh Roman prisons where they were often beaten and tortured.

Why do we celebrate it on 14th February?
Saint Valentine died on 14th of February in 270 d.c. Emperor Claudius II outlawed marriage for young men and he continues to marry young couples in secret

How many Valentine Cards are sent every year
An estimated 2.6 billion cards are sent for Christmas.

diego`s joke

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

marcos`s joke

What is the difference between a cat and a dog, Dogs think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so they must be Gods; cats instead think: HUmans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so I must be God

marcos bravoo garcia

My name is marcos bravo garcía.i am thirteen years old. I live in zamora with my family. I born in salamanca. I like macaroni and chips.I live in zamora with my family. My father his name is angel has got a 44years old my mother her name is teresa has got a 45 years old my brother is stupid and affectionate. My brother is verry young has got 9 years old. I like play football and play basketball. I don´t like play rugbie and read. I have got a two cats and a lot of rabbits and hens in the village. My village his name is villoruela. my father and my mother are teachers.

diego barrios rodriguez

I am diego barrios rodriguez .I live in Zamora .I am thirteen years old . My eyes are blue and my hear black . I am tall . My favorite food is pasta and pizza. I am very clever .I am funny. I play football .I live with my father. He is very old ,he is fifty-three years old . my mum fifty-one years old ! My parents are very old.I am brother is very clever and sometimes he acts stupid. He is very bad playing pes 2008.